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TOLEDO, OH—Noting that the local squash farm should seem familiar to anyone who’s watched a true crime documentary, sources at the Toledo Truth Teller confirmed Monday that a utopian community outside Toledo could be presumed a cult until proven otherwise.
The conclusion was reached after an investigation into the probable cult by Truth Teller reporter Mare Pritti and Editor in Chief Ned Sampson, which resulted in no hard evidence against the community except “an overall feeling that everyone there was smiling too much,” according to Pritti…