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TOLEDO, OH—Saying it was the “most exciting thing to happen here in a long time,” residents of Toledo, Ohio have reportedly been riveted by news of a local drain clog.
The clog, which was initially reported on by the Toledo Truth Teller, has caused plumbing issues across several city blocks, forcing residents, including the Truth Teller’s Mare Pritti, out of their homes. Residents say the city has not addressed the issue promptly enough, especially given that, according to Pritti, “You can only bathe in the bathroom at work for so many days before people start to notice.”…