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At the Lucas County Sheriff’s Office in Toledo, Ohio, deputies responded to what had been called “an organized squeaker crime scene with intent to defluff.” It seems as if a stuffed lamb (aka Lamby) had been discovered in Major Dave Friddell’s office face down.
Lamby’s stuffing had been scattered across the floor, and the stuffie had been “fully compromised.” Who could have done such a heinous deed; there had been no signs of forced entry?
And then the investigation began. “After a careful analysis of the debris pattern, bite radius and advanced snack-based profiling,” Deputy Moby turned out to be the prime suspect. To Moby, it’s always about the squeaker, and with his canine stealth abilities, he only needed 42 seconds to allegedly commit the squeaker crime…