An utter-ly baffled cow is “safe and sound” after escaping home and going on the lamb across a South Jersey community Saturday morning, local police said.
The Logan Township Police Department in Gloucester County announced around 9:30 a.m. that the cow had been discovered wandering near U.S. Route 322.
“We can’t make this up,” the department wrote in a Facebook post, asking that anyone “missing a cow” come forward to claim it…