Hello all my lovely readers—the best readers, they tell me, and [sucks through teeth, cocks head to the left] certainly the most beautiful. I have the most beautiful readers—today’s tone is evidently a manic one. And fast too. Because my sister is getting married tomorrow and I’m officiating and boy I’ll tell ya that’s a lot of faith put in the hands of a guy stupid as this one you’re reading. JK I’m gunna kill it but any official officiators out there feel free to drop me some tips or tricks in the comments or chat.
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