Ohio has a lot of explaining to do, and it usually starts with the crab legs. That is the part that catches you completely off guard.
You are driving through the Midwest with absolutely no plans to be impressed, and then someone points you toward a buffet that has more crab legs than you have ever seen in one room.
The sushi actually tastes fresh, the shrimp has no business being that good this far from the coast, and suddenly your whole afternoon has changed…