You will loosen your belt before you even reach the pie table. That is the kind of surrender this Ohio Amish style buffet demands, and locals gladly accept it.
The fried chicken arrives with a shatteringly crisp shell, the mashed potatoes flow like a buttery river, and the noodles are so tender they barely need chewing. You grab a tray and join a slow, happy shuffle past stations that never seem to end.
A spoonful of creamed celery here, a slab of roast beef there, then a second pass just to make sure you did not miss anything. The pie table alone could start a family feud over who gets the last slice of peanut butter cream…