I’m sure that the moment you read the headline you thought to yourself “Wow, Iowa. You need to slow down on the drinking because you’re embarrassing yourself.” Not about Iowa embarrassing itself, because I’m sure that happens. You’d be wrong in thinking that Iowa is the Illinois neighbor with 41 of the 50 drunkest counties in America. Before you run around casting aspersions at Illinois’ neighboring states to the east, west, and south, I should give you a small clue as to which state we’re talking about: