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Today’s round of questions, my smart-aleck replies and the real answers:

Question: What’s up with the bat who made a special guest appearance at Tuesday night’s MJ Lenderman/Waxahatchee show at the Thomas Wolfe Auditorium? Is it a permanent resident or was this a “One Night Only” kind of deal?

My answer: If MJ Lenderman now develops super bat powers, that’s just going to be too much for one dude to handle…

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