Some trips are about museums, some are about mountain views, and some are clearly about wearing a robe for an embarrassingly long time.
Pennsylvania happens to be excellent at the last one, with spa hideaways tucked into rolling farmland, glossy city hotels, and storybook resorts where your only serious task is deciding between a massage and a nap.
We pulled together the dozen spots that feel worth the splurge, the detour, and the inevitable group chat message that says, “You need to book this.”…