It’s all true — there’s a secret cabal that runs the world. A stealthy society that is, in fact, so powerful that they even control how you perceive the world, and everything in it. And a major nexus of this system of domination is built right here in Pittsburgh.
Who is it? The Illuminati? The Freemasons? La Cosa Nostra? The Communist International? Steelers Nation? The Stonecutters? Tell me!
It’s Pittsburgh Paints Co. They have declared that the 2027 Color of the Year is a hue of blue called Artifact, and thus it shall be so.…