Over the weekend, local social media feeds were awash with two particular missives from TMZ’s new DC bureau. The first was a seemingly earnest post from new-to-town producer Jacob Wasserman informing us of the wonders of the bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich at Call Your Mother.
DC people — there’s a place called Call Your Mother that makes an incredible bacon, egg and cheese. That is all 🫡 pic.twitter.com/6817bF2TMv
— Jacob Wasserman (@jacob_wass) April 18, 2026…