For anyone who has lived in Amarillo for an extended period of time, you know there are just some things you don’t do, and some things you do. Every city has its own set of rules, and sometimes, you just need to know.
Rule #1: Never Bash a Beloved Local Restaurant Online
For the love of all things holy, don’t ever go on to Amarillo Restaurant Reviews At Your Own Risk, or Google for that matter, and bash a popular local restaurant. It will not go the way you want it to go; the community will verbally flog you in the comments. The owner may clap back with pure marketing genius, and you’ll end up making them more famous. We’re looking at you Jim “Green Chile Willy’s” Robinson, and your happy salad. (I need one of those shirts)
Rule #2: Your Mugshot Is Permanent Currency in Randall County
Get arrested, and your face will land on Mugshots of Randall County for all to see. Be rude to the admins about it and threaten them to take it down, and…..