Let’s play a little “would you rather,” retirement edition.
Would you rather retire somewhere warm or somewhere warm? Somewhere you can get a tee time, or somewhere you can also get a tee time? Somewhere popular among retirees or… you get the idea.
The playground version of “would you rather” pits opposites against each other: hot or cold, sweet or sour. But one of the biggest decisions of your life — where to retire — often comes down to two places that, on paper, both sound good. According to the moving-services platform HireAHelper, more than 2 million people aged 65 and older were essentially playing this game in 2025…