The “slowest second line on Earth” moves through New Orleans‘ French Quarter at turtle speed—literally.
Brennan’s Turtle Parade transforms ten Red-Eared Slider turtles into grand marshals, each riding in its own mini-aquarium float while a brass band provides the soundtrack. This April tradition proves that New Orleans’ parade obsession extends far beyond Mardi Gras season, creating community spectacle from the most unlikely stars.
The turtles earned their celebrity status by accident, discovered during Brennan’s extensive renovation around 2011 when workers found them living in the restaurant’s courtyard fountain. Rather than relocate the reptiles permanently, owner Ralph Brennan embraced them as part of the establishment’s charm—naming each turtle after the restaurant’s signature sauces.
From Renovation Discovery to Royal Treatment
The 11th annual parade launches Saturday, April 5, 2025, at 10:30 AM from Bienville and Chartres Streets. Each turtle travels in style, housed in decorated individual aquariums mounted on wheeled floats that volunteers pull through the Quarter’s historic streets…