A Marion County traffic stop took a scenic detour on September 19 after a suspected drunk driver proved that basic math and balance don’t mix well with a night out.
According to deputies, Sgt. Boatwright initiated the stop after spotting Sean Grubbs treating the road like a pinball machine—weaving lanes, cutting off one driver, nearly clipping another, and taking several blocks to figure out the flashing blue lights behind him were meant for him.
Enter Cpl. Robert Young to run a DUI check. Young immediately clocked the classic greatest hits: bloodshot, watery eyes, slurred speech, and legs that weren’t taking orders from the brain…