MT. ENTERPRISE, TEXAS – You see it on hats, t-shirts and airport-sold fridge magnets galore.
“Don’t Mess With Texas.”
As very much a non-Texan, I have always read that four-word phrase as a warning to outsiders like me, with “Or Else” as a silent kicker. We do things our own way here, and we don’t need your input. By the way, we keep our shotgun loaded. Just in case.…