Even though recreational marijuana is legal in Illinois there are still laws that everyone has to follow. Another Dumb Criminal In Illinois Committing An Epic Fail. Maybe, I should write a book or something. I can’t believe how many stupid mistakes criminals in Illinois make. The suspects wonder why they end up in jail. I think one of the basic rules and maybe it should be right there on top of the list is if you’re going to break the law, don’t attract attention to yourself.