Look, I know what you’re going to say-getting out of bed before noon on a Saturday is basically a crime against nature. But trust me, I found a spot in Washington that is actually worth peeling your eyes open for.
It’s this total hidden gem, the kind of place that feels like stepping back into a simpler, butter-drenched era.
You know the vibe: bottomless coffee, vinyl booths, and a menu that doesn’t mess around with “deconstructed” nonsense…